I want me a Sven

I like this new commercial for ATT smart phones where an extremely large Swedish man (seriously, is the guy 8 ft tall?) follows the whole family around reminding them of appointments and the weather and whatnot. Basically the message is that unless you have a Sven, you need a smartphone. Works for me since I am completely enamored of the Blackberry and totally want one - you know, to keep track of all of my kids appointments and play dates and such, even though they are currently both under 2 and don't have any of those things yet. But now maybe I'll hold out for a Sven - does anyone know if he cleans too?