Sole Suckers

Cleanse and energize using these amazing Kinoki foot pads! Just stick them on the bottom of your feet and they suck out all of the toxins while you sleep. Pretty cool, huh? And, no doubt, totally bunk. I mean, the commercial actually compares how our bodies function to a tree, and I’m thinking that the whole photosynthesis, root system thing is a pretty big differential personally. But what do I know – I have yet to (according to the website) “Experience Kinoki’s Natural Power of Nature.” Yeah, that’s some convincing persuasion there. Eloquent AND explanatory.