Hold Still

So, there is a new trend out there for vibrating mascara wands. Seriously. Mechanized tools for the appliaction of makeup. Makeup you put near YOUR EYES. Does this not sound like a bad idea to anyone else? I have met people who have poked themselves in the eye with a mascara wand - one even scratched her cornea (that's the outside part right? retina? whatever). And these were not expecially stpid or inept people, so imagine what all the idiots out there could be doing. you know, the people who need to be told not to use and entire acid peel on their facce twice a day and stuff. Those people should definietly not be trusted with complicated machinery. And of course, there is always the issue that mascara wasn't relly that ahrd to apply in the first place. Really, who is having an issue getting their mascara on? And if they can't apply it when it isn't moving, what makes you think they can do it when it's vibrating super fast? Stupid.