I am not doing my usual analysis of the Super Bowl commercials this year, a decision I made a while ago based on the fact that it takes me several hours to do (I can't do it live because there are kids around here), meaning I am often up until Midnight or so watching my DVR of the game, making notes and blogging my opinions. I just didn't feel like making that kind of effort this year, plus I'm a little under the weather and in general I'm trying to get to bed at an earlier time anyway. So I was just going to watch as a spectator.
And then of course, I SAW the commercials, and wow am I ever glad I didn't devote a ton of time to analyzing this crap. Was it just me or was this year especially lame in terms of the commercials? I realize that a large portion of my disappointment is most likely due to the general increase in good commercials year round - overall ads have gotten funnier and more unpredictable in an attempt to fight the ever dominant DVR system. But apparently that means ad companies have used up all of their creativity and wit before ever getting to the Super Bowl, because this year's crop was LAME. Nothing especially clever, nothing especially funny, and there wasn't even a classic Budweiser Clydesdale commercial to make me cry (at least, there wasn't in the first 2/3 of the game before I went to bed). Blah de blah blah. So I am truly grateful that I didn't waste my considerable talent (heh) on any of these poor excuses for Super Bowl ads. Let's do better next year, ok folks*?
I hereby present you with my favorite ad of the night:
And the runner up:
*also the Bears. No losing to the Packers next year!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Fairly Legal
So, I've watched Fairly Legal a two times now (with a third episode sitting on my DVR), and I like it okay. Of course, I've pretty much watched every original show on USA since Silk Stalkings (ha! remember that show?) so it's fair to say I am biased. But all in all, it's a decent show - which is not to say there aren't a few things that need tweaked:
First: lose the weird random references to the Wizard of Oz. What is that even about? I think she could keep the wicked witch of the west ring tone on her cell when her stepmother calls, because that is amusing and actually sort of realistic - but having everyone in her life linked to characters from Oz is just plain bizarre.
Second: Drop the whole she's right outside her office building, making someone wait, lying on the phone about where she is and hopping in a cab thing. I get it. She set her own priorities regardless of what else might be happening. But you know what? It doesn't come off as cute, it comes off a rude and self centered and obnoxious. Being terminally late, canceling appointments with no justifications, lying, and just generally treating everyone like they are less important than you are, are not endearing qualities. Plus, she does it like four times and episode, which is just overkill. The show is lucky Sarah Shahi is so charming (with such a megawatt smile) or these horrible personality traits would have left it stranded at the gate. Yes, she can be a free spirit who bucks the system. Doesn't mean she has to be a jerk.
Three: Either develop the other characters further, or show more of the stepmother character. The dignity and vulnerability she managed to convey with hardly any expression in the scene when she was faced with a client attempting to get her into bed in exchange for keeping his business is some of the most nuanced acting I've seen on tv in a long time. They have allowed her to move outside of the cookie cutter ice queen role and show hints of her struggle as she tries to hold on to her dead husband's law firm despite resentment from her stepkids and being judged as a trophy wife my the clients. More of this type of depth, please.
Which brings me to
Four: do something with the main character and her ex husband's relationship. I understand that it is supposed to be love/hate, where they are still very attracted to each other but have such different views of the law that they argue all the time. Except the ex husband is never on the right side of the argument. He is always a stick in the mud, by the book jack ass without any justification behind it. In order to make this kind of relationship pleasing to the viewer we have to like BOTH characters. We have to see the merit in both of their sides when they argue, and so far, that is not being achieved. Basically, as it is now, I'm just wondering what the hell she still sees in him, other than that he is a convenient source in the DA's office when she needs something done. Make them both equally right and equally wrong, and equally likable so we can root for the relationship the way it's intended to be.
So there you have it. I like the show, but it can be SO much better. Hopefully it will find a surer stride as the season progresses.
First: lose the weird random references to the Wizard of Oz. What is that even about? I think she could keep the wicked witch of the west ring tone on her cell when her stepmother calls, because that is amusing and actually sort of realistic - but having everyone in her life linked to characters from Oz is just plain bizarre.
Second: Drop the whole she's right outside her office building, making someone wait, lying on the phone about where she is and hopping in a cab thing. I get it. She set her own priorities regardless of what else might be happening. But you know what? It doesn't come off as cute, it comes off a rude and self centered and obnoxious. Being terminally late, canceling appointments with no justifications, lying, and just generally treating everyone like they are less important than you are, are not endearing qualities. Plus, she does it like four times and episode, which is just overkill. The show is lucky Sarah Shahi is so charming (with such a megawatt smile) or these horrible personality traits would have left it stranded at the gate. Yes, she can be a free spirit who bucks the system. Doesn't mean she has to be a jerk.
Three: Either develop the other characters further, or show more of the stepmother character. The dignity and vulnerability she managed to convey with hardly any expression in the scene when she was faced with a client attempting to get her into bed in exchange for keeping his business is some of the most nuanced acting I've seen on tv in a long time. They have allowed her to move outside of the cookie cutter ice queen role and show hints of her struggle as she tries to hold on to her dead husband's law firm despite resentment from her stepkids and being judged as a trophy wife my the clients. More of this type of depth, please.
Which brings me to
Four: do something with the main character and her ex husband's relationship. I understand that it is supposed to be love/hate, where they are still very attracted to each other but have such different views of the law that they argue all the time. Except the ex husband is never on the right side of the argument. He is always a stick in the mud, by the book jack ass without any justification behind it. In order to make this kind of relationship pleasing to the viewer we have to like BOTH characters. We have to see the merit in both of their sides when they argue, and so far, that is not being achieved. Basically, as it is now, I'm just wondering what the hell she still sees in him, other than that he is a convenient source in the DA's office when she needs something done. Make them both equally right and equally wrong, and equally likable so we can root for the relationship the way it's intended to be.
So there you have it. I like the show, but it can be SO much better. Hopefully it will find a surer stride as the season progresses.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Black Swan
I found this movie to be utterly captivating. The story of a ballerina slowly unraveling after being chosen to play the swan queen in a major production of Swan Lake, Black Swan manages to be creepy and elegant, tragic and inspiring all at once. Natalie Portman does an exceptional job in every aspect of her performance, from capturing the timid, fragility of a woman cracking under self applied pressure, to displaying skill worthy of any true ballerina. Much to do has been given to the fact that Portman trained 8 hours a day for a year to perfect her ballet technique, but not enough attention has been payed to the fact that she exhibits all evidence of true natural talent as well. As a dancer myself, I cannot understate the importance of having believable dancing in a film like this. Any actress given the time and resources, could train like Portman did - but hardly anyone would achieve such results. She worked for every ounce of it, but Portman is truly an exquisite dancer, which gave the movie such depth and resonance. There were no cut away shots to a dancing body double and then back to a close up of her head - the camera has the freedom to swing in and out capturing every movement and emotion because of her efforts and skill. The opening shots are of a ballerina's feet, dancing en pointe, and the technique is no wonderful, their arch so perfect, that years of history make you immediately assume it is a stunt double, so when the dancer lowers herself to the floor (without a cut in the shot) and you finally see that it has been Portman the whole time it comes as a revelation. probably not to other people, but to me at least.*
And the rest of the movie is just as intense. Delusions, paranoia, the movie crackles with suspense and trepidation as we watch the main character, Nina, buckle under the strain of perfection. She no longer knows what is real, and neither does the audience. The final performance is edited in such a way as to be so vibrant and thrilling and emotional; truly the culmination of everything Nina has worked and suffered for.
Many people I have heard have been confused by the movie, or at a loss what to think about the ending. I will leave all interpretation up to each individual viewer, but I will say, as someone who has been on stage, has been through that kind of intense pursuit of the perfect physical performance, I understood it perfectly. As a dancer, the best performance you will ever give is one you won't remember. When you are completely in sync, your body moves by memory and instinct alone; you do not have to think, you do not have to feel, you simply are. At that moment, there is no separation between yourself and the music and the movement and thought becomes impossible and irrelevant. There are no consequences; there is only dance.
Go see Black Swan. You may not love it like I did, but you won't regret it.
Black Swan 1hr 48min R
* update: obviously, much ado has been made about the fact that is was not in fact Portman dancing, but a body double. So this whole paragraph is basically wrong now. I'm not rewriting it because it is true to what I thought/believed at the time.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
The Thousand
The Thousand by Kevin Guilfoile
This was a much more enjoyable choice than my last book selection. Good plot: cult of Pythagorean follwers called The Thousand, are out to protect their secrets. Great main character: Canada Gold the daughter of a brilliant conductor who was murdered after being acquitted of murder himself, with cool powers: due to an implant in her brain that was meant to control her ADHD she know has superhuman powers of observation.
This book has everything I like in a novel - really quick pace, easy to fly through, and thoroughly engaging characters and action. I especially like that at no point do any of the characters know exactly what is going on - it is fun seeing their decisions based on assumptions that we as the reader know are wrong. Definitely a fun read - very much along the lines of The DaVinci Code in terms of a secret society being after an innocent person. If you like action and are just looking for a fun read, pick this up on your next trip to the bookstore.
This was a much more enjoyable choice than my last book selection. Good plot: cult of Pythagorean follwers called The Thousand, are out to protect their secrets. Great main character: Canada Gold the daughter of a brilliant conductor who was murdered after being acquitted of murder himself, with cool powers: due to an implant in her brain that was meant to control her ADHD she know has superhuman powers of observation.
This book has everything I like in a novel - really quick pace, easy to fly through, and thoroughly engaging characters and action. I especially like that at no point do any of the characters know exactly what is going on - it is fun seeing their decisions based on assumptions that we as the reader know are wrong. Definitely a fun read - very much along the lines of The DaVinci Code in terms of a secret society being after an innocent person. If you like action and are just looking for a fun read, pick this up on your next trip to the bookstore.
Monday, January 10, 2011
True Grit
SPOILER ALERT
******** I WILL MAINLY BE DISCUSSING THE ENDING*********
*DON"T READ THIS UNLESS YOU DON"T CARE WHAT HAPPENS*
True Grit is a good movie. Beautifully filmed, superbly acted; a fine Western tale. And yes, I would recommend seeing it. In fact, I ask that you go see it, because then maybe you can explain the ending to me.
The story revolves around a 14 year old girl who hires a US Marshall to help her hunt down the man that murdered her father. The resulting chase/journey is the meat of the movie, and I wouldn't dare give away how it unfolds. But the very ending has left me wondering what the intention was. I haven't seen the original, so perhpas this remake is only using what happened in the first movie, but that doesn't really make it any more logical.
You see, after the big climactic fight, the culmination of the hunt, where good guys and bad guys face off for the final time, the girl falls into a hole in the ground and gets bitten by a snake. She must be rushed off to the doctor or whatever. This is all fine and good, an emotional closing sentence to a brilliant story (with the exception of the drawn out focus on the poor horse being ridden to death, which I hated and felt gratuitous - I can't stand movies that torture animals). But then we have this little coda, showing the girl 25 years later all grown up. Again this would be just fine, showing us she survived and never married and how her life turned out. Wrapping things up so to speak and giving the audience a little breath after the intense action and emotion of the ending before they have to leave the theater and find their cars. But instead, it sends her on a little journey to visit the man who saved her, and then we find out he died 3 days before she got there. So the entire coda is completely futile. I just don't understand the purpose of this. If they had just wanted us to know that the one guy died, couldn't that just have been said in voice over: "oh, I wanted to see Rooster again, but he died before I could get there." Instead we see her heading to meet him, all interested in what he is doing know, and then it's all "oh, he died a few days ago." Random letdown. Instead of closure we are left with vague disappointment, which, following the brutality of the climax, results in quite the bummer ending.
Now, I'm not against a downer ending, per say, but it has to leave you with some sort of emotion or understanding you can take with you when you leave. Having the final notes of the film just be futility is so unsatisfying and really weakens the movie in my opinion. Instead of leaving exhilarated by the action and bolstered by the 'true grit' of the characters, I was just left confused and unfulfilled. Which is a failure of movie making, in my opinion.
Still. 99% of the movie was great, and you should definitely see it, especially in light of all the award nominations sure to come. But if you do see it, can you let me know why the ending was so deliberately lame?
******** I WILL MAINLY BE DISCUSSING THE ENDING*********
*DON"T READ THIS UNLESS YOU DON"T CARE WHAT HAPPENS*
True Grit is a good movie. Beautifully filmed, superbly acted; a fine Western tale. And yes, I would recommend seeing it. In fact, I ask that you go see it, because then maybe you can explain the ending to me.
The story revolves around a 14 year old girl who hires a US Marshall to help her hunt down the man that murdered her father. The resulting chase/journey is the meat of the movie, and I wouldn't dare give away how it unfolds. But the very ending has left me wondering what the intention was. I haven't seen the original, so perhpas this remake is only using what happened in the first movie, but that doesn't really make it any more logical.
You see, after the big climactic fight, the culmination of the hunt, where good guys and bad guys face off for the final time, the girl falls into a hole in the ground and gets bitten by a snake. She must be rushed off to the doctor or whatever. This is all fine and good, an emotional closing sentence to a brilliant story (with the exception of the drawn out focus on the poor horse being ridden to death, which I hated and felt gratuitous - I can't stand movies that torture animals). But then we have this little coda, showing the girl 25 years later all grown up. Again this would be just fine, showing us she survived and never married and how her life turned out. Wrapping things up so to speak and giving the audience a little breath after the intense action and emotion of the ending before they have to leave the theater and find their cars. But instead, it sends her on a little journey to visit the man who saved her, and then we find out he died 3 days before she got there. So the entire coda is completely futile. I just don't understand the purpose of this. If they had just wanted us to know that the one guy died, couldn't that just have been said in voice over: "oh, I wanted to see Rooster again, but he died before I could get there." Instead we see her heading to meet him, all interested in what he is doing know, and then it's all "oh, he died a few days ago." Random letdown. Instead of closure we are left with vague disappointment, which, following the brutality of the climax, results in quite the bummer ending.
Now, I'm not against a downer ending, per say, but it has to leave you with some sort of emotion or understanding you can take with you when you leave. Having the final notes of the film just be futility is so unsatisfying and really weakens the movie in my opinion. Instead of leaving exhilarated by the action and bolstered by the 'true grit' of the characters, I was just left confused and unfulfilled. Which is a failure of movie making, in my opinion.
Still. 99% of the movie was great, and you should definitely see it, especially in light of all the award nominations sure to come. But if you do see it, can you let me know why the ending was so deliberately lame?
Sunday, January 2, 2011
House Party
Have you seen this commercial?
It features people I am assuming are football players who have apparently not won a Superbowl, looking across an outdoor bar area at another cabana where various football players and coaches (ones I actually recognize, ha!) are having a WAY better time. The end tag line is "it's good to have a ring." Pretty funny, and I sort of get why usher is in the video because I think the song playing is one of his. But why is House there? Did Hugh Laurie win a Superbowl I am unaware of? Admittedly, I'm not as educated on football as I could be.
It features people I am assuming are football players who have apparently not won a Superbowl, looking across an outdoor bar area at another cabana where various football players and coaches (ones I actually recognize, ha!) are having a WAY better time. The end tag line is "it's good to have a ring." Pretty funny, and I sort of get why usher is in the video because I think the song playing is one of his. But why is House there? Did Hugh Laurie win a Superbowl I am unaware of? Admittedly, I'm not as educated on football as I could be.
Friday, December 10, 2010
The Polar Express
I have an opinion on this movie, and if you are one of the people raving about it in my Facebook feed, you may not want to continue.
I've been hearing about this movie for years - since it came out and definitely since I had kids and became more acquainted with all things for them and what other parent's think. So you could say I had at least marginal expectations for this movie to be if not good, then at least enjoyable. And given the fairly consistent airings on tv every year, I've had opportunity to see it. I've never made it longer than ten minutes. But we were gifted the dvd this year so I popped it in for the kids this afternoon planning to get some uninterrupted reading time (MOTY).
And Oh. My. God.
Where do I start with this movie? The half realistic half bizarrely stiff animated people (with inexplicably wooden puppet hands)? The SUPER annoying kid on the train who is have been given the voice of a 45 year old straight out of Woody Allen? The ridiculous (and ENDLESS) subplot of the lost/found/lost/flying/hovering/ ad nauseam ticket? The continually moronic choices made by each and every character? The total inconclusiveness given the conductor character as to whether he is a good guy or a bad guy? Santa's elves which are apparently Jewish given their liberal use of Yiddish? (I actually find this amusing, but it is still too random for comprehension.) Basically I can sum up my opinion of this movie in one word:
Barf.
And yet. My kids sat completely still, and silent, and enthralled by watching it. So I have no doubt that it will enter into our yearly Christmas seasonal viewing rotation. Which currently only consists of one video - and medley of Christmas carols accompanied by random Disney scenes. So we are hardly bringing down the average here. But whatever. The kids love it, so that's fine by me. I'll just try and find other things to do whenever it's on.
But really, would it kill someone to make a holiday movie for kids that maybe not only didn't suck but is actually charming and intelligent and fun? That would be nice.
ps: anyone who loves it want to explain to me why? because I really don't get it and I'd love to hear your opinion on it.
I've been hearing about this movie for years - since it came out and definitely since I had kids and became more acquainted with all things for them and what other parent's think. So you could say I had at least marginal expectations for this movie to be if not good, then at least enjoyable. And given the fairly consistent airings on tv every year, I've had opportunity to see it. I've never made it longer than ten minutes. But we were gifted the dvd this year so I popped it in for the kids this afternoon planning to get some uninterrupted reading time (MOTY).
And Oh. My. God.
Where do I start with this movie? The half realistic half bizarrely stiff animated people (with inexplicably wooden puppet hands)? The SUPER annoying kid on the train who is have been given the voice of a 45 year old straight out of Woody Allen? The ridiculous (and ENDLESS) subplot of the lost/found/lost/flying/hovering/ ad nauseam ticket? The continually moronic choices made by each and every character? The total inconclusiveness given the conductor character as to whether he is a good guy or a bad guy? Santa's elves which are apparently Jewish given their liberal use of Yiddish? (I actually find this amusing, but it is still too random for comprehension.) Basically I can sum up my opinion of this movie in one word:
Barf.
And yet. My kids sat completely still, and silent, and enthralled by watching it. So I have no doubt that it will enter into our yearly Christmas seasonal viewing rotation. Which currently only consists of one video - and medley of Christmas carols accompanied by random Disney scenes. So we are hardly bringing down the average here. But whatever. The kids love it, so that's fine by me. I'll just try and find other things to do whenever it's on.
But really, would it kill someone to make a holiday movie for kids that maybe not only didn't suck but is actually charming and intelligent and fun? That would be nice.
ps: anyone who loves it want to explain to me why? because I really don't get it and I'd love to hear your opinion on it.
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